Field Marshal Model: What can you see? General Ludwig: Nothing. But they're going to try a river assault. Field Marshal Model: It will fail. General Ludwig: Of course. But what do we do if it doesn't? Like field Marshal Model, we can see nothing, despite a river assault approaching but never mind, it will fail. That's Boris 'Bojo' Johnson on tonight's address to the nation. Don't get me wrong, 'getting the economy moving again', should be the ultimate end game but not when

It's another election, it seems like we can't ever get enough of the polls here in the UK, well that's a little bit unfair, us Brits don't like voting. At one point I recall letters through my door threatening a £1,000 fine if I did not exercise my civic duty for Queen and country... Anyway, in truth no one was going to enforce it, so it was just scare tactics. Talking about scare tactics.... There seems to be a lot of that going around from running commentary in social media